Sunday, July 19, 2009

兄弟

兄弟
  • (闽)Hia Di
  • (粤)Heng Dai
  • (中)Xiong1 Di4
  • (英)Brother
  • (马)Abang-adik

意义:
1. 兄弟是...
...会请你喝酒的人!因为要把你灌醉...


2. 兄弟是...

...就算是喝“火酒”也会陪你的人!用心良苦,就是要把你灌醉...


3. 兄弟是...
...在你醉倒街头,吐到七彩的时候,还是会自得其乐的人!


4. 兄弟是...
...在你继续抱头呕吐的时候,给你看隐形鸟鸟的人!(另一个还在沾沾自喜)


5. 兄弟是...
...在你只有和你的呕吐包作好朋友,流落在人来人往的街头的时候,还在很开心的和女朋友“煲粥”当背景!


6. 兄弟是...
...在你出其不意的时候,突然扮起路边可爱小花的人!(路边的阿桑花,你不要“睬”,也不要“踩”~)


7. 兄弟是...
...当着 >350 人的面前上台献唱两首歌的人!(Forever Love & 你那么爱她~)

8. 兄弟是...
...为了你会和别人玩亲亲游戏的人,不论是女的... (大头你就好啦~~~~)

...还是男的!


9. 兄弟是...
...有蕉吃蕉 (就算里面满是芥末)...

...有皮蛋吃皮蛋 (一人一整粒放进嘴里) 的人!


10. 兄弟是...
...愿意为你当众脱衣,在肚皮上涂满辣椒酱... (辛苦了)

...然后又愿意在肚皮上舔尽辣椒酱的人! (真的辛苦了^^)


11. 兄弟是...
...愿意为你一口气喝下一大支温啤酒的人!(虽然他平时很爱喝~)


12. 兄弟(姐妹)是...
...不论多远,也赶来出席你的婚礼的人!(感激感激!)


13. 兄弟是...
...灌酒也灌到最大声最豪气,祝福也最大声的人!


14. 兄弟是...

...要说,一辈子也说不完的人!因为兄弟 (姐妹),就是一辈子的朋友嘛!



**其实还有好多好多朋友 (尤其是小学的那一班,还有中学的那一堆,也没忘了大学里那一群,还有还有,工作上的那一批!) 的照片没有被 po 上来,待我慢慢整理,呵呵~



Saturday, July 11, 2009

Shit = Sai sai ~


Shit a.k.a. Sai Sai

Definition:
Organic waste from human or animal body, commonly depicted as helical shape in drawing (see above). You will hope to see your own daily; You will hope it's in good long shape, with appropriate viscosity and hardness, and in healthy yellowish-brownish color.



After the vacation, there are many shits left in workplace...

My own shit + colleague1's shit + colleagues2's shit ... and end up becoming rojak shit!

In personal life, there are shits too! Thanks to someone who just know how to speak but don't know how to keep his promise ~

Oh yeah ~ Really shit 9 9 recently...


p/s: still writing some happy stuffs which happened recently, stay tuned :)