P先生、Q先生都具有很驚人的推理能力。
一天，他正在接受白教授的推理面試。
他們知道桌子的抽屜裡有以下１６張牌︰
紅心﹕A、Q、4
黑桃﹕J、8、4、2、7、3
梅花﹕K、Q、5、4、6
方塊﹕A、5
白教授從16張牌中挑出一隻牌，並把牌的點數告知P先生，再把牌的花告知Q先生。
即是說，Ｐ只知點數，Ｑ只知花。
白教授問P先生和Q先生︰
「你們能否從推理找我挑出的是什麼牌??」
他們想了幾秒，然後P先生先開口：
P先生︰「我不知道。」
Q先生：「我知道你不知道。」
P先生︰「現在我知道了。」
Q先生︰「ＯＨ，我也知道了。」
問題﹕那是什麼牌?
慈菇（Arrowhead），又名茨菇、水慈菇、剪刀草、燕尾草、水芋....等等
这就是煮好的慈菇，看起来很不起眼，是吗？（当然，因为是吃剩的嘛！）
卡瓦伊呢～～～
哇！断背山＋屁股外星人～～～
年初五
晚上就去了朋友家的open house，在那边除了吃，就是玩些废废的游戏．．．
好比black magic啦，blah blah black sheep啦，开关开关不知是开是关啦等等～
而且一玩还玩到十二点，真是不能不佩服我们的废也！
年初六
约了一班朋友到Sg. Puyu去吃童子鸡，吃饱回家继续玩废废的游戏，然后再玩ＵＮＯ。
玩着玩着，不知不觉已到傍晚了。
送了朋友们回家以后，新年的一切活动也算告一段落了～
总的来说，今年的新年红包不多，但也过得很开心，虽不充实，但也过得自在！
很珍惜朋友们济济一堂的感觉，大家嘻嘻哈哈的，仿佛又回到了当年清涩的模样～
你亏我的，我就损你一下；你踢我一脚，我就开枪射你．．．绝对没有隔夜仇！
新的一年里，愿大家都健健康康的，当然不忘了我每年都会许的愿望－－－
“世界和平！”
接下来的棒子就交给：
1. 樱子
2. 番薯
3. 俊子
4. Joyce
5. 哒仁诗
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看到我哭得这么凄凉，你就笑笑地原谅我，好吗？
Hey hey hey... don't close the window... ~
Nothing also lar... I just wanna say Gong Xi Fatt Choi to all of u here... and I wish u a very very very very healthy + happy + prosperous Chinese New Year! In the coming year, may all of u can be strong like me, smart like me and also leng chai like me ~ !!! And u must share the Ang Pao with me ya!!
那一天，在班上闲来无事，也不知是怎么开始的，就和coursemate们玩起了故事接龙的游戏~不玩还好，这一玩就不得了。由于故事的内容发展曲折离奇，在这里老鸟决定无私的奉献出绝对第一手的原文~
Having a candlelight dinner under the moonlight, it was the most romantic dinner that Poh Ping & Chun Yong had never ever had before. After the dinner, they went to toilet and did something naughty. She said, “Yeah! The movie shoot is over. Director, I think this would be the last scene I wanna shoot.” She then continued, “I can’t hide my feelings anymore. I can’t pretend that I love Chun Yong only on screen when I love him in real life.” Then the director said, “Okay, I’ll try arranging a sex scene for u and Chun Yong.”
“Director!!! They are gone.” The assistant director informed the dumb ass Chia Eng Hoong director that the 2 main actors were disappeared for nothing. Then the dumb ass director went to search for them and surprisingly they went to toilet again. The ass director asked, “Is it the way you both express your feeling toward each other?” As at the time, Chun Yong was sitting on the bowl while Poh Ping was crying terribly. Again, the ass director asked, “Why do you cry, Poh Ping?” Then Poh Ping answered, “I proposed to Chun Yong just now and wished that he would say the same thing to me, but … sob … sob … but he said he only loves that ‘lu jin sui’ Lee Chee Seong in his entire life!!!!” Suddenly, Chee Seong appeared and jumped into Chun Yong’s lap while Chun Yong was still shitting. Chee Seong grasped a knife and killed Chun Yong. Chee Seong claimed that Chun Yong has lost his virginity by giving it to the toilet gate guard BryanC. Chee Seong was so angry as the scene was taken by AV director Uncle Lim and he got nothing in that film. Uncle Lim said, "@#$#@$@! I was not in the film too! How about I create a scene between youand me? Yeah!" All of a sudden, BryanC came and said, “I also wanna be in the movie, let’s have threesome.” Then AV director Lim Cheong Kheng asked everyone to calm down. Knowing that everyone there (except for himself) was going crazy, he suggested to film a massive orgy (group sex session) instead. AV director gathered ‘Bitchy’ Lee, ‘Dead Fish’ Chun Yong, ‘I’m pregnant PohlohPing’, ‘Lousy Director’ Chia, ‘Hamsaplou’ Hoong and ‘Udang’ Sia to start fucking each other while he recorded it. While he was recording, he couldn’t stand ther temptation & started to masturbate & all in a sudden he felt on ‘electric shock’ and the camera was covered with those sticky things ‘contributed’ by the ever ‘intelligent’ Uncle Lim. In order to continue the filming, Uncle Lim licked the camera to clean it and swallowed all his cum, he was so satisfied with his job & thinking that was the most nutritious and delicious food ever on earth.
Surprisingly, Uncle Lim heard his mum calling him to wake up as school bus was coming. It was only a dream, how disappointing Uncle Lim felt. But the found the only thing was real --- his pant was still wet... Besides, at the other side of his bed lay a naked man, and he was --- Smeagol Lee Chee Seong!!! To Cheong Kheng’s surprise, Chee Seong asked, “Wa sui bo sui? (‘saya cantik or not’ in hokkien)” Without hesitation, Cheong Kheng answered, “YES, OF COURSE, LU JIN SUI!!!” He then kissed Chee Seong on lips and dead.
That’s all the story of Cinderella (Gay Version). From that on, Cheong Kheng and Chee Seong lived happily ever after… in HELL!!!
- The End -
Story by:
"I'm pregnant~" PohLohPing
"Wa Sui bo Sui? " Smeagol Lee Chee Seong
"Leng Chai all the way" Hoong
"Dumb Ass Director" Chia Eng Hoong
真的期待了很久的电影
《Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire》
看完了两个小时半的GoF后，心里漫溢着很多感想，不吐不快~
由于看电影前浏览了xiaxue 的blog，看到了她的批评，心里还真的不禁为这套电影担心，但看了之后才知道并不是完全如她所说的那一回事。
首先，整套电影的架构严谨，两个小时半的电影里可以说没有一分是浪费的。故事的紧凑，将书里有的都交代得刚刚好，而自书里删减的都是些小的可让人忘记的小事。整体故事主线分明，合情合理，即使是从来没看过原著小说的观众，也不会看得一头雾水。
故事开场的Quiddicth World Cup稍嫌短了些，但高超的电脑特技将World Cup的精彩原汁原味的呈现，震撼度十足！这一点真的该归功于导演Mike Newell地坚持。
紧接下来的是Tri-wizard Tournament的候选人筛选，一样的精彩！忘不了 George and Fred Weasley （Ron 的孪生哥哥）在电影里因为欺骗Goblet of Fire而遭到了变成老人的报应~ 很高兴看到George 和 Fred的戏份在这一集电影里加重了！一直以来，他们的顽皮本色给于了很大搞笑作用，惟在过往的1，2，3集电影里戏份不多！至于Ginny（Ron 妹妹），可能是看了Harry Potter 6 – The Half Blood Prince 的关系吧，总觉得Ginny的戏份也有少许的加重了（可能是老鸟特别注意她了，不知其他HP迷会否和我有同样的感想？）呵呵~
Tri-wizard的三项比赛项目 -- 龙，人鱼（注意，不是美人鱼），迷宫 -- 也是精彩绝伦。就如爱米粒说的，唯一可惜的迷宫的部分删减了很多，故事性较显得薄弱。
魔幻电影里怎么可以少得了龙呢？此乃Horntail是也！
哇！人鱼！瞧～我没骗你，的确不是美人鱼！
再接下来就是整场电影里，老鸟最满意及喜爱的部分 -- Lord Voldemort 与 Harry Potter 的对决。虽然看不到饰演Lord Voldemort 的Ralph Fiennes的真面目，但他念咒语时的肢体表现，时而快、时而慢的交谈方式，即高深莫测又不失邪气，棒呆了！简直就是老鸟心目中的那个Dark Lord！
‘Avada Kedavra ~！！！’够邪，老鸟喜欢！
饰演Lord Voldemort 的Ralph Fiennes的真面目，有鼻子的他比Lord Voldemort 没有鼻子的造型帅多了吧！对不？
导演的用心搞笑也是值得称许的，例如Harry 因Cho Chang而流口水、学长浴室里的香艳、Yule Ball里Patil姐妹花的无奈、Hagrid与Olympe Maxime的谈情…等等。
Olympe Maxime与Beauxbatons Academy of Magic 的女学生们，差好远呢~
电影里，老鸟唯一不满意的角色 – Michael Gambon 饰演的Albus Dumbledore。简直就是KNS！！！打从Michael Gambon 接管Richard Harris开始，Albus Dumbledore这个角色就开始毁了！在戏里的Dumbledore简直就是个无乱喊叫，双眼充满淫荡（在Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban里当他看着Hermione的时候），遇到大事还会紧张发抖的糟糕老头（当他质问Harry是否将名字放到火杯里；还有当他对付假Moody的时候）！OMG～毁了，真的全毁了！
戏里的Barty Crouch也同样的不令人满意。真不明白，他怎么可以变成一个说话会发抖，毫无自信毫无威严的人呢？
Rita Skeeter，Sirius Black，Severus Snape等则成为这电影里的遗珠。个别的个性、角色、特点全都没得发挥~ 但也不能怪，比起主线，他们的戏份真的算不了什么… 而Cho Chang则成为了本片中最大的花瓶！（事实上，在书里她的确也只是个花瓶啦~）
你不要叫张秋（Cho Chang）啦！干脆叫花瓶，连英文名都帮你改好了，就叫做Vase吧！
整体而言，这套电影无疑是上上之作 ~ 至少对电影迷而言！至于书迷们，难免会有些鸡蛋里挑骨头，除非百分百依照原作，否则电影做得再怎么好，还是会被挑的体无完肤。
顺带一提，CinemaOnline.com.my里的评语是4.5颗心哦（五颗满分）！你说啦～你怎么可以错过？
一点丁•心语
“不能和你一起看这部电影是我其中的遗憾，但我知道接下来的几部Harry Potter电影都会有你的陪伴。”
Yeah, luckily I'll never be with you...
My blog is worth $1,129.08.
How much is your blog worth?
偶然在《失心疯子》那里看到了这个计算器，是用来测量一个blog的价值的哦！
不测还好，测了就显掉，我的部落客才值得USD$1129.08而已啊！好少哦！
都怪自己没有好好的经营吧！各位不妨试试看~
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