Identities...

• I am a son;
• I am a brother;
• I am a grandson;
• I am a father;
• I am a husband;
• I am a brother-in-law;
• I am a cousin;
• I am a nephew;
• I am an uncle;
• I am a relative;
• I am an ex-schoolmate;
• I am an ex-classmate;
• I am an engineer;
• I am an employee;
• I am a presenter (or Hollywooder, I like this word...);
• I am a provoker (yea, sometime I do like to provoke others or I call it "goreng");
• I am a subordinate;
• I am a colleague;
• I am a boss of myself (I have only 3 subordinates -- me, myself, and H'');
• I am a servant of Household Affairs Government -- wife;
• I am a teacher;
• I am a friend;
• I am a Leng Zai;
• I am a joker (yea, I like to joke, for example, the line above);
• I am a driver;
• I am a passenger;
• I am a blogger, only occasionally;
• I am H'' -- originally H stands for Handsome, Hero, and 江边鸟 but friends always misinterpret H as Ham Sap, Ham Ban, and Hao Siao;
• I am a user;
• I am a service provider;
• I am a toastmaster;
• I am a customer;
• I am a tax payer (unwilling one, knn ~);
• I am a voter;
• I am a lover;
• I am a bird (nearly forget...);
• I am a dota kaki;
• I am a reader (manga, novel, newspaper...);
• I am a player (sports, games etc);
• I am a loser (eg. Munchkin Card Game);
• I am a winner;
• I am a cook (cook water);
• I am a traveler;
• Some say I am Nelson (鸟神) because they think I'm Godlike...
• Some say I am Nancy because that person is out of his mind...
• Some say I am Lan Si -- this one I agree. After all these years of observation and inner-self-communication, I pretty confirm that LanSi'ness is memang written in my DNA...
• Some say I am Hao Siao -- it is not 好笑，but 嚎哮, for being too birdy sometimes.
• Some say I am HBK (Ham Ban King) -- because normally when I mention a time, it needs to be +100%. For example, let's go lunch in 10mins, then you should expect 10min + 10min = 20min. Another example would be the time to take to update my blog :p
  

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