Monday, May 23, 2011

Identities...

  • I am a son;
  • I am a brother;
  • I am a grandson;
  • I am a father;
  • I am a husband;
  • I am a brother-in-law;
  • I am a cousin;
  • I am a nephew;
  • I am an uncle;
  • I am a relative;
  • I am an ex-schoolmate;
  • I am an ex-classmate;
  • I am an engineer;
  • I am an employee;
  • I am a presenter (or Hollywooder, I like this word...);
  • I am a provoker (yea, sometime I do like to provoke others or I call it "goreng");
  • I am a subordinate;
  • I am a colleague;
  • I am a boss of myself (I have only 3 subordinates -- me, myself, and H'');
  • I am a servant of Household Affairs Government -- wife;
  • I am a teacher;
  • I am a friend;
  • I am a Leng Zai;
  • I am a joker (yea, I like to joke, for example, the line above);
  • I am a driver;
  • I am a passenger;
  • I am a blogger, only occasionally;
  • I am H'' -- originally H stands for Handsome, Hero, and 江边鸟 but friends always misinterpret H as Ham Sap, Ham Ban, and Hao Siao;
  • I am a user;
  • I am a service provider;
  • I am a toastmaster;
  • I am a customer;
  • I am a tax payer (unwilling one, knn ~);
  • I am a voter;
  • I am a lover;
  • I am a bird (nearly forget...);
  • I am a dota kaki;
  • I am a reader (manga, novel, newspaper...);
  • I am a player (sports, games etc);
  • I am a loser (eg. Munchkin Card Game);
  • I am a winner;
  • I am a cook (cook water);
  • I am a traveler;
  • Some say I am Nelson (鸟神) because they think I'm Godlike...
  • Some say I am Nancy because that person is out of his mind...
  • Some say I am Lan Si -- this one I agree. After all these years of observation and inner-self-communication, I pretty confirm that LanSi'ness is memang written in my DNA...
  • Some say I am Hao Siao -- it is not 好笑,but 嚎哮, for being too birdy sometimes.
  • Some say I am HBK (Ham Ban King) -- because normally when I mention a time, it needs to be +100%. For example, let's go lunch in 10mins, then you should expect 10min + 10min = 20min. Another example would be the time to take to update my blog :p

What do you say?

1 comment:

  1. I am H'' -- originally H stands for Handsome, Hero, and 江边鸟 but friends always misinterpret H as Ham Sap, Ham Ban, and Hao Siao

    What do you mean misinterpret? Correct interpretation, okay? =P


    Some say I am Nelson (鸟神) because they think I'm Godlike...

    Actually, you said that yourself.


    Some say I am Nancy because that person is out of his mind...

    This one I totally agree.

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