无聊的故事接龙

那一天，在班上闲来无事，也不知是怎么开始的，就和coursemate们玩起了故事接龙的游戏~不玩还好，这一玩就不得了。由于故事的内容发展曲折离奇，在这里老鸟决定无私的奉献出绝对第一手的原文~

Having a candlelight dinner under the moonlight, it was the most romantic dinner that Poh Ping & Chun Yong had never ever had before. After the dinner, they went to toilet and did something naughty. She said, “Yeah! The movie shoot is over. Director, I think this would be the last scene I wanna shoot.” She then continued, “I can’t hide my feelings anymore. I can’t pretend that I love Chun Yong only on screen when I love him in real life.” Then the director said, “Okay, I’ll try arranging a sex scene for u and Chun Yong.”

“Director!!! They are gone.” The assistant director informed the dumb ass Chia Eng Hoong director that the 2 main actors were disappeared for nothing. Then the dumb ass director went to search for them and surprisingly they went to toilet again. The ass director asked, “Is it the way you both express your feeling toward each other?” As at the time, Chun Yong was sitting on the bowl while Poh Ping was crying terribly. Again, the ass director asked, “Why do you cry, Poh Ping?” Then Poh Ping answered, “I proposed to Chun Yong just now and wished that he would say the same thing to me, but … sob … sob … but he said he only loves that ‘lu jin sui’ Lee Chee Seong in his entire life!!!!” Suddenly, Chee Seong appeared and jumped into Chun Yong’s lap while Chun Yong was still shitting. Chee Seong grasped a knife and killed Chun Yong. Chee Seong claimed that Chun Yong has lost his virginity by giving it to the toilet gate guard BryanC. Chee Seong was so angry as the scene was taken by AV director Uncle Lim and he got nothing in that film. Uncle Lim said, "@#$#@$@! I was not in the film too! How about I create a scene between youand me? Yeah!" All of a sudden, BryanC came and said, “I also wanna be in the movie, let’s have threesome.” Then AV director Lim Cheong Kheng asked everyone to calm down. Knowing that everyone there (except for himself) was going crazy, he suggested to film a massive orgy (group sex session) instead. AV director gathered ‘Bitchy’ Lee, ‘Dead Fish’ Chun Yong, ‘I’m pregnant PohlohPing’, ‘Lousy Director’ Chia, ‘Hamsaplou’ Hoong and ‘Udang’ Sia to start fucking each other while he recorded it. While he was recording, he couldn’t stand ther temptation & started to masturbate & all in a sudden he felt on ‘electric shock’ and the camera was covered with those sticky things ‘contributed’ by the ever ‘intelligent’ Uncle Lim. In order to continue the filming, Uncle Lim licked the camera to clean it and swallowed all his cum, he was so satisfied with his job & thinking that was the most nutritious and delicious food ever on earth.

Surprisingly, Uncle Lim heard his mum calling him to wake up as school bus was coming. It was only a dream, how disappointing Uncle Lim felt. But the found the only thing was real --- his pant was still wet... Besides, at the other side of his bed lay a naked man, and he was --- Smeagol Lee Chee Seong!!! To Cheong Kheng’s surprise, Chee Seong asked, “Wa sui bo sui? (‘saya cantik or not’ in hokkien)” Without hesitation, Cheong Kheng answered, “YES, OF COURSE, LU JIN SUI!!!” He then kissed Chee Seong on lips and dead.

That’s all the story of Cinderella (Gay Version). From that on, Cheong Kheng and Chee Seong lived happily ever after… in HELL!!!

- The End -

Story by:

"I'm pregnant~" PohLohPing

"AV Director" Uncle Lim Cheong Kheng

"Wa Sui bo Sui? " Smeagol Lee Chee Seong

"Udang" Sia Kian Khong

"Leng Chai all the way" Hoong

"Silent Naughty Boy" KFC

"Dumb Ass Director" Chia Eng Hoong