Voilence at UPM

I received a forwarded email that day, titled "UPM Chinese bullied by Malays". In the mail, I've got the movie clip as below.

Is this university level of school voilence issue? Or rasicm? I'll leave it to you. Please click on the link below for more details.



More info at
http://www.merdekareview.com/emerge_files/topbannerjuly182.html

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After watching the clip and reading the news, what's in ur mind now? Feel free to give your comment ya!

Over the Rainbow - Catherine McPhee

Couldn't forget how Katherine McPhee had performed this song during American Idol.



Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Performed by Catherine McPhee

When all the clouds, darken up the skyway
There's a rainbow highway to be found
Leading from your window pane
To place, behind the sun
Just a step beyond the rain?

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
There's a place that I heard of once
In a lullaby

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me
Where troubles melt, like lemon drops
A way above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
Birds fly over the rainbow
Why, then oh why can't I?

If happy little blue birds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why can't I?

Hitomi Wo Tajite - Hirai Ken

A nice song to share, enjoy...



Hitomi Wo Tajite

Lyrics: Hirai Ken Music: Hirai Ken

Asa mezameru tabi ni kimi no nuke kara ga yoko nii ru
Nukumori wo kanjita itsumono senaka ga tsumetai

Nigawarai wo yamete omoi KAATEN wo ake you
Mabushi sugiru asahi boku to mainichi no oikakekkoda

Ano hi miseta nakigao namida terasu yuuhi kata no nukumori
Keshi sarouto negau tabi ni kokoro ga karada ga kimi wo oboeteiru

Your love forever
Hitomi wo tojite kimi wo egaku yo sore dakede ii
Tatoe kisetsu ga boku no kokoro wo okizari ni shitemo

Itsuka wa kimi no koto nani mo kanji naku naru no kana
Ima no itami daite nemuru houga mada ii kana

Ano hi miteta hoshizora negai kakete futari sagashita hikari wa
Matatakuma ni kieteku no ni kokoro wa karada wa kimi de kagayaiteru

I wish forever
Hitomi wo tojite kimi wo egaku yo soreshika deki nai
Tatoe sekai ga boku wo nokoshite sugi sarou toshite mo

Your love forever
Hitomi wo tojite kimi wo egaku yo sore dakede ii
Tatoe kisetsu ga boku wo nokoshite iro wo kaeyou tomo

Kioku no naka ni kimi wo sagasu yo sore dakede ii
Nakushita mono wo koeru tsuyosa wo kimi ga kuretakara
Kimi ga kuretakara

Close your eyes

Lyrics: Hirai Ken Translation: Jonathan Wu

Every morning I’d awake, you naked beside me
I’d feel your warmth, but your back was always cold

Stop smiling so bitterly, open that serious curtain
the morning light is dazzling, but you chase it and me away every day

That one day, you saw me cry, my tears shining in the setting sun
Even if I wish I wouldn’t, my heart, my body, they remember the warmth of your shoulder

Your love forever
Close your eyes, let me paint your picture, even if my heart
becomes deserted through the changing seasons, this much would do me good

One day, I would no longer be able to feel you here
It’ll be okay if I sleep on my side, hugging the pain inside

That one night, I wished upon a star as we both searched for the light
The twinkle faded, but in my heart, my body, you still shine

I wish forever
Close your eyes, let me paint your picture, even if the world should
abandon me, this would help me get through it all

Your love forever
Close your eyes, let me paint your picture, even if my heart
becomes deserted through the changing seasons, this much would do me good

I found you as I searched my memorories, and it’s okay
because you gave me the strength I need to get over the things I lost
That’s what you gave to me

Zidane's 'Tit Tao Kung'

Continue from previous post, must watch it if u've missed the match this morning!



Got it from lenz, thanks!

Wah! The usage of Zidane's Head

Wah!!! Now only I know y Zidane's head can be bald! Rupa-rupa he practices 'ti tao gong' 铁头功 for long!!! He must be graduated from ShaoLin soccer team 少林足球队... Right after I publish previous post, Zidane kena red card and out from the match! He had been provoked and he headed his opponent with his bald head! Sigh... how can this happen on an experienced footballer like Zidane, so easily be provoked...

Continue, continue ~

Kerachut Beach update

Wuakakaa.. it's almost 2:30am now and I'm still awake, alone in the living room.

Basically there are three reasons y I'm still awake now:
1. it's the match of world cup 2006 final
2. don't have to work tomorrow ^^v (coincidently a subs holiday tomorrow, only at pg)

And most importantly is

3. I still can wake up at 2am sharp!

Well, as u all know, I'm not a big football fans, can't believe that I'm here now to watch the world cup for the first time this year.

Is the game good? Honestly, I dunno... lolz, just know that France mou lah lah got its 1st score in the penalty shoot at the 5th min of the game. But Italy also not bad, got back 1 score by heading in a corner ball.

While I'm still watching the Golden Teamgeist rolls here rolls there, flies east flies west, I've decided to write sth here to post up my new post. You know, my update has been long waited by my loyal 'fans' - kcy and lenz, haha.. gotta post up sth here since they've urged me a lot lately =D

Nth special to be updated here too, u know, working life isn't as excited as student life. So here are some photos of our kerachut beach trip last time!

Yo! Kerachut Beach! Here we come!

C, this is how I dress up before going into the jungle: Slipper, tupperware and pisang goreng.

Jungle tracking to kerachut beach? No sweat!

Wah, sun set, bright sky, white beach, but where is my bikini leng lui???

Wah Lau, I want bikini leng lui lar, definitely not this chopstick-penis-piggie-with-fake-wooden-penis, ok!??!?!?

What do u think about ck's penis? CK: it seems delicious... Hoong: Indeed fake, beh kua ~

Although ck is never a good actor, but he can act turtle very well, don't u agree?

After that, we punished CK for being too disgusting...hahaa

Mini SMB senior-junior orientation... pg is really small =)

Yo! I'm the Son of the Sun!

Bad replication, especially ck, hahahaa...

Kerachut Beach, a silent and clean beach, peaceful scene is everywhere ~

Oh... it's still 1:1 after 92min, extended match... reasonable right? How can it end easily? We have been waiting for it for 4 years!

Nice post ~ only to szeepy and kk :p

SMB rules! Taken in the next day morning!

KK can never be that beautiful before ~

Go back lo ~ taken on speed boat.

Is it an interesting and memorable trip? Let David's smilling smile answer u =D

Finally, all photos have been uploaded, hahaa... it proves a thing, that 1 heart really cannot be used at 2 places at the same time... can't really enjoy my match while writting this post, so if u'd excuse me, I'm off for my world cup final now, cheers.

我是被逼的啦~

爱米粒阿姨tag我的。

游戏规则：
[一]被点到名字的人在自己的Blog(或主页)上写下答案，并且要再想出几个题目，将这几个题目传给另外七个人，还要到这七个人的Blog上留言通知对方“你被点名啦！”。[我们玩心有灵犀吧！hahaa]

[二]这七个人要在自己的Blog里注明是从哪里接到的题目，并且再想几个题目传给另外七个人，让游戏继续下去。但是不得回传。
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1.喜欢一个人到什么程度可以算是爱？
－爱出现在矛盾之间。

2.今年的情人节你怎么过的？
－怎样过倒也忘了，只记得是一个人过。但我记得去年的情人节我是和整群mah lat lou在MidValley 看Constantine 过的。

3.你相信网络里有真实的感情吗？
－只相信以网路为媒介体而产生真实世界的爱情。〈爱米粒阿姨就是一个例子〉

4.你相信“今生的情人来世会成为父女”这句话吗？
－我更相信一切皆是缘，两个有缘人还是会见面的，不只是成为父女。

5.如果可以重新选择，你还会选择现在的职业或者所学的专业吗？
－当初是在糊里糊涂的情况下中选的（相信这是大部分local uni students 的悲哀）但也还好，读下读下也还蛮喜欢的~

6.如果时光可以倒流，你希望你现在可以回到几岁？
－我会将这个机会以高价卖给有需要的人，而我则继续活在当下 =D

7.如果以生命做代价，你愿意用它换取什么？
－没想过，应该什么都不会换，生命是无价的~

8.请用一句话说明你是怎样的一个人？
－平凡的人。

9.喜欢牛郎织女的故事还是喜欢鹊桥仙的故事？
－好奇怪的问题… 都不喜欢。

10.你喜欢哪个与爱情无关的故事？
－哈利波特，魔戒，达文西密码，等等。

11.相信有抬头纹的人会比较善良吗？
- 没听说过。

12.你觉得梦是什么？
-脑袋控制不到的世界。

13.相信有肯为对方付出生命的真爱吗？
－相信。

14.觉得爱情的保质期有多长？
－引用Steven Covey的一句话“Love is a verb. The noun form of love is a result of the verb form of love.”所以爱情的保质期限？决定权在于自己。

15.快乐是什么？
－当你了解悲伤是什么的时候，你就会了解快乐。

16.有过恐惧稳定的时候吗？
－什么是恐惧稳定的时候？

17.你觉得周笔畅怎么样？
－不认识。

18.孤独和寂寞的时候怎么办？
－听歌，唱歌，阅读，上网，看戏，睡觉。〈是的，爱米粒阿姨，我抄你的答案〉

19.你会玩笔仙吗？
－不会

20.喜欢什么动物？
－没有真正想过，我可以说我喜欢人吗？

21.20岁和30岁有什么区别。
－30 – 20 = 10岁之别。

22.你相信六合彩吗？
－六合彩何时变成信仰了？

23.如果你中了六合彩该怎么用呢？
－等我决定要买六合彩时再告诉你。

24.当你孤单时你会想起谁？
－她咯~

25. 到目前为止最后悔的一件事是什么？
－花了很多时间在这里回答问题。

26. 在怎样的情况下会找不到自己呢？
－在迷失自己的时候。

27. 女人最痛恨的两个人：前男友的现女友和现男友的前女友。你觉得呢？
- 我觉得女人会痛恨有了现男友的前男友。

28. 渴望轰轰烈烈的爱情吗？
- 没想过。

29.
梦想－有很多个，你要我说哪一个？
家人－爸，妈，姐姐，哥哥
情人－也有很多个，你要我说哪一个？

30.如果只能选一样，你会选择哪一样？为什么？（请依重要性排序〕
－请容许我贪婪的选择全部。

31. 你觉得感动是什么？
－鼻头会酸的感觉。

32.你有过一见钟情么？可以谈谈哪一次的经验吗？可是女人都不怎么相信一见钟情的。那不相信的女生就说说令你非常好干的经验吧~
－有。不可以。

33.女人就聊聊灰姑娘的故事，那男人就说说韦小宝的故事吧~如果你两个故事都想要聊聊都欢迎发表。
－这是回答问题还是讲故事比赛？要知道韦小宝的故事就去看一看金庸的《鹿鼎记》吧！但听说要改写了。

34.你觉得要把你自己形容为咖啡，你会是哪一种咖啡？
－很少喝咖啡耶，可以说milo冰吗？

35.认为枇杷膏有没有止咳化痰的作用？
－有吧！

36.有沒有很討厭一個人，討厭到現在都不想跟她/他講話
－还没有。

37.大选会选择投给国政、回教党、还是林吉祥？
－会出来参选，请大家投我一票！

38.如何形容過去的男友/女友
－两只眼睛，一双耳朵，一对鼻孔，两排牙齿。

39.這一生覺得非要遇上的人是誰？
－我喜欢这个答案 -- Santa Claus。

40.至今为止没有办法忘记的一个朋友。为什么忘记不到？
－忘不了的有很多，因为是朋友。

41. 能忍受长期的远距离恋爱吗？
－能kua。

42. 在情绪崩溃时做过最疯狂的事。
－大考前一天通宵锄大弟，算吗？

43.为何男生总不喜欢女生唠叨？
－女生也一样不喜欢唠叨的男生。

44.怎么看马来西亚？（一个句子）
－用眼睛。

45.最想收到的礼物
－不限定，有心就好。

46.最想拥有x-men里那一个角色的力量？
47.相信世界末日的到来吗？
48.吃饱了没？
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被我点名的你们：
kcy, skk, joyce, szeepy, kfc, david, weijin.

Make me a celebrity ~

Have u ever dreamt on being a celebrity? Honestly, I never ~

But matching my photos with celebrities' faces in MyHeritage is really funny. I know there are a lot of people out there who had tried it long long time ago, but now it seems to be one of the things that I can do to kill my time here...

So, the very 1st photo that I tried on is this.. My Comical Expression ~

Wow ~ guess wat, I become Ang Lee now.. any1 interested to film Bukit KuKuJiaoBreaking?? I plan to direct it next month.

Well, I'm not saying Ang Lee not good, but I was quite unsatisfied that I look like an uncle... so my 2nd attempt was this... very very 自恋 (zi lian) look ~

OMG ~ I look like gals now, out of all celebrities matched, more than half are female!

Keira Knightley? Mayb u guys will c me in Pirates of Carribean 3: The revenge of a Hobbit.

Halle Berry? u guys also can c me acting as Storm in the upcoming X-men III

Jay Chou? Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo ~ my eyes are bigger lar

Lindsay Lohan? U must be kidding with me !!

My 自恋 photo looks more like a gal, which I was still very unsatisfied. my face should be matched with leng zai celebrities. So I decided to try on this ... my nerd look taken during my secondary school time ~

Hoho ~ now it matched me with Andy Lau, Nicholas Tse and Jang Dong-gun.. haha ~ but wait.. it's my old photo ler, doesn't it mean that I once looked leng zai b4 but no longer now, and becoming more and more girlish or uncle-like?!?!?!?!?

No ! It cannot be !!! Let me try on this.. my long hair rock star look! Taken recently...

Wuakaka.. Andy Lau again... it means that I'm consistently looked like Andy Lau, from my secondary school time until now, even with my rock star look ~ Wuakakaa ~

However, Andy Lau is becoming an uncle also, although he never admits he is old... btw, I always think that I look like him...



Yup, I c u nod ur head to agree with me.. =D

D1GP at Danga Bay

It has been such a long long time that I din update my blog, due to laziness that no medicine can cure bus'yness that I've gone through all this while. Ever since my last entry, I'd been quite busy for preparing tests, final year project presentation and final exams (yea, they really my final finals in my uni life). Fortunately, I'm still alive now after all these tortures from both physically as well as mentally.

Tonight (or I should say at this early morning?), while I'm waiting for my hair to dry, I decide to post something that have happened during my final exam weeks, as all my coursemates are so eagerly to read my new entry have teased me a lot for my laziness on posting new entry.

Not only lazy on blogging, seems like I become a lot lazier recently, even though in my studies... Perhaps I realize that last sem life should be more relaxing. Therefore, while my housemate Shiang asked me to go watching drifting tournament (D1GP) at Danga Bay during my study week, I went for it without hesitation... kekee... Nah, to some of my coursemates, don't blame me that I din call u guys, as Shiang asked me 5 mins before he left home. So right after I got changing, I just followed two automobil maniacs (Shiang and Wei) and heading towards Danga Bay lar ~

Well, all I can say is I've got no regrets for abandoning my revision to watch it! It's superb, man! Although I really know nth about drifting :p

An honourable guest had been invited to be the judge in the drifting tournament. Guess who? He's Keiichi Tsuchiya San, most renowned drifter in the world, Japan Drift King or "Dorikin" in Japanese! I believe that those who have watched Initial D anime won't find this name unfamiliar. Besides being the judge, Keiichi Tsuchiya San had also demostrated his drifting skill before the tournament started.

Forgot wat car model is it, but with Keiichi Tsuchiya driving inside. Although his car banged on the barricade during the 1st attempt, all audiences still clapped their hands happily and shouted sth like "king is always king, even banging also can be so powerful", "Ah, this is not the car that he uses to drive, he wont make any mistake if he drives his own car."

Leaving me curi ketawa beside, thought that "king is always king, others will find excuses for a king's mistake."

Btw, for his following attempts, he's done perfectly! No mistake at all... Well, u guys must be wondering y I know whether there's good or bad. Honestly, I know nth about drifting, but seeing his car 'biao yat biao' just like watching the InitialD movie, and heard that every1 clapping their hands loudly, then I know it's good d, very easy, right? =D

After taking dinner nearby, the tournament started. To be honest, it was quite boring at the eliminating phase. Just looking at cars drifting one by one in the same circuit... *yawn*

Participants' cars were more or less the same, either AE86, skyline GTR, Cefiro and some of the models that I can't recognize. Btw, it became really exciting when Tsuisou Battle has begun! In Japanese, Tsuisou means chase. So Tsuisou battle is actually a race between 2 cars drifting nose-to-tail against each other. The rear car tries to overtake the front car while the front car prevents it to do so, with condition that both cars must drift at the same time! Marks will not be given if the car is understeered or without drifting at all... Lolz, dont think my explaination is good, too bad that the video clips that I captured that night are bad in quality, else can show u guys here...

So after round and round "kan cheong" Tsuisou battles, there were 2 finalists to compete for the champion. And coincidently, both were also AE86...

Hmm, is AE86 really that suitable for drifting? Well, I dunno, but this is the wining AE86 driven by champion of the night, Tengku Djan Ley, one of Malaysia's top driver.

Posing beside AE86, do I look like a drifter too? haha ~

Nah, c the uncle in the middle of crowd? That's the legendary Keiichi Tsuchiya San! Good daddy look, right?

Tengku Djan and I

It was only the 2nd round of D1GP and there are three more rounds to go, any1 interested, can go and have a watch! Believe me, there are many hot chicks it's really exciting and a lot of fun to watch drifting live !!

Round 1 11th March 2006 Shah Alam, Selangor
Round 2 22nd April 2006 Danga Bay, Johor Bahru
Round 3 1st July 2006 Shah Alam, Selangor
Round 4 12th August 2006 Batu Kawan, Penang
Round 5 28th October 2006 Shah Alam, Selangor

For more detail and photos on Danga Bay D1GP event, just follow the link ~ ^^

显微镜下的爱情

今天是星期六，是一个美好的早晨，绝对适合让我一觉睡到中午去的早晨，但不知怎么了，我九点就醒了...

昨晚考了场试，考前熬了一些夜，考完还和牧羊人与哒仁诗supper到凌晨三点，但不知怎么了，我九点就醒了...

由于考前熬夜，再加上整个星期的lab work，照理来说，我应该是会很累的，但在这醒来的早上，我一点都不觉得累，还很有精神的坐在电脑前写这些鸟话 写blog。

这感觉真的很怪，开始觉得自己不像自己了。

跑到镜子前看了看自己，就算是刚睡醒也还是一样的帅，除了黑眼圈深了一点，倒也没什么变化，真不知道自己发生了什么事~ 我想也许是近来因为lab而早起的习惯吧！

提到lab work，就想到psm（Projek Sarjana Muda,即毕业论文也）。

这几个星期来，天天早出晚归的，疯狂似的做lab，终于到了最后的阶段了，担人算不如天算～

在电子显微镜１２，０００Ｘ的放大下，我竟然看到了这么恐怖的画面！我晕！



一定是在做梦，一定是．．．我想我还是继续的睡吧～　ｚｚＺＺＺＺｚｚｚＺＺｚｚｚｚｚ

你有没有 IQ 140 或以上？

转载一题据说只有IQ 140或以上的人才会的题目，要来尝试吗？请回复你的答案，还有解说哦！


题目如下：

P先生、Q先生都具有很驚人的推理能力。

一天，他正在接受白教授的推理面試。

他們知道桌子的抽屜裡有以下１６張牌︰

　　　 　紅心﹕A、Q、4

　　　 　黑桃﹕J、8、4、2、7、3

　　　 　梅花﹕K、Q、5、4、6

　　　 　方塊﹕A、5



白教授從16張牌中挑出一隻牌，並把牌的點數告知P先生，再把牌的花告知Q先生。

即是說，Ｐ只知點數，Ｑ只知花。



白教授問P先生和Q先生︰

「你們能否從推理找我挑出的是什麼牌??」

他們想了幾秒，然後P先生先開口：

P先生︰「我不知道。」

Q先生：「我知道你不知道。」

P先生︰「現在我知道了。」

Q先生︰「ＯＨ，我也知道了。」



問題﹕那是什麼牌?

Personal DNA

I have just taken a personality test, and it's called PersonalDNA.

Surprisingly the results show that I'm a Dynamic Inventor... hahahaa... never think that I'm 'dynamic', nor as creative as to be an 'Inventor' ~

Btw, it is fun and worths a try... take some time to complete the test and tell me which DNA do u have ya!

personalDNA

Dynamic Inventor

五件發生在新年的事

**凡是被点名的部落客，就得在自己的blog里写出《五件發生在新年的事》，然后再点名另外五名朋友，最后还得在该篇篇末注明MyCNY的tag。

呵呵，虽然新年早已过去，但同时被午夜天使与爱米粒嫂子点到了，老鸟再忙也要抽点时间来写写新年时发生的事的。

除夕夜
提起除夕夜就当然是团圆饭啦~

已经好久没吃外婆的菜的我，除了大快朵颐，还是拼命的吃，呵呵。

团圆菜也没有什么特别，不外是鸡啊，鱼啊，汤啊什么的，但就在团圆的气氛下变得很好吃...

还有一味年菜是绝对不可不提的---慈菇

慈菇（Arrowhead），又名茨菇、水慈菇、剪刀草、燕尾草、水芋....等等



这就是煮好的慈菇，看起来很不起眼，是吗？（当然，因为是吃剩的嘛！）

慈菇较马铃薯还脆口，味微甘，但它就是好吃。

听说慈菇是广东人必吃的年菜哦！不知你们吃过吗？


年初一
拜年吗？如果是哪倒不必写出来...

我竟然看韩剧看了整个年初一！！！从早看到晚，在从晚看到了凌晨！！！

OMG！！！真不敢相信自己会在一个大好的年初一里做这等荒唐的事～

就这样我的年初一就过去了，有意义吧！


年初二
年初二晚上，也就是阳光男孩们的聚会啦～

都说是阳光男孩的聚会，当然少不了阳光沛然，金碧辉黄的阳光pose啦～

卡瓦伊呢～～～

哇！断背山＋屁股外星人～～～

年初五
晚上就去了朋友家的open house，在那边除了吃，就是玩些废废的游戏．．．

好比black magic啦，blah blah black sheep啦，开关开关不知是开是关啦等等～

而且一玩还玩到十二点，真是不能不佩服我们的废也！


年初六
约了一班朋友到Sg. Puyu去吃童子鸡，吃饱回家继续玩废废的游戏，然后再玩ＵＮＯ。

玩着玩着，不知不觉已到傍晚了。

送了朋友们回家以后，新年的一切活动也算告一段落了～



总的来说，今年的新年红包不多，但也过得很开心，虽不充实，但也过得自在！

很珍惜朋友们济济一堂的感觉，大家嘻嘻哈哈的，仿佛又回到了当年清涩的模样～

你亏我的，我就损你一下；你踢我一脚，我就开枪射你．．．绝对没有隔夜仇！

新的一年里，愿大家都健健康康的，当然不忘了我每年都会许的愿望－－－

“世界和平！”


接下来的棒子就交给：
1. 樱子
2. 番薯
3. 俊子
4. Joyce
5. 哒仁诗

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灾难性的情人节

2006年的情人节，还剩下半个小时的现在，在等着你的同时，也豁然发现今年的情人节过的蛮“灾难性”的... 怎么说？

但这也只能怪我自己的粗心大意罢！都已经四年多了，却还会忽略了作男友的基本细心。

亲爱的，是我的不对，是我的不好，我已将头发剃光，以示我反省的绝心！你就原谅我吧！

看到我哭得这么凄凉，你就笑笑地原谅我，好吗？

Gong Xi Fatt Chai --- from Wrestler "The Batu"

Huh ~!? U dunno me? How DARE u !!!

Okay, don't say that I din give u a chance, I'll introduce myself now. Listen carefully ~ cozs I'm not gonna repeat it twice! U better got ur pants ready beside u, cozs u might get ur pants wet once u know my name...

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Okay, ready?

Ahem...

I'm...

"Batu" the Great Wrestler !!!

AAARRRRGGGHHHHH !!!

Hey hey hey... don't close the window... ~

Nothing also lar... I just wanna say Gong Xi Fatt Choi to all of u here... and I wish u a very very very very healthy + happy + prosperous Chinese New Year! In the coming year, may all of u can be strong like me, smart like me and also leng chai like me ~ !!! And u must share the Ang Pao with me ya!!

无聊的故事接龙

那一天，在班上闲来无事，也不知是怎么开始的，就和coursemate们玩起了故事接龙的游戏~不玩还好，这一玩就不得了。由于故事的内容发展曲折离奇，在这里老鸟决定无私的奉献出绝对第一手的原文~

Having a candlelight dinner under the moonlight, it was the most romantic dinner that Poh Ping & Chun Yong had never ever had before. After the dinner, they went to toilet and did something naughty. She said, “Yeah! The movie shoot is over. Director, I think this would be the last scene I wanna shoot.” She then continued, “I can’t hide my feelings anymore. I can’t pretend that I love Chun Yong only on screen when I love him in real life.” Then the director said, “Okay, I’ll try arranging a sex scene for u and Chun Yong.”

“Director!!! They are gone.” The assistant director informed the dumb ass Chia Eng Hoong director that the 2 main actors were disappeared for nothing. Then the dumb ass director went to search for them and surprisingly they went to toilet again. The ass director asked, “Is it the way you both express your feeling toward each other?” As at the time, Chun Yong was sitting on the bowl while Poh Ping was crying terribly. Again, the ass director asked, “Why do you cry, Poh Ping?” Then Poh Ping answered, “I proposed to Chun Yong just now and wished that he would say the same thing to me, but … sob … sob … but he said he only loves that ‘lu jin sui’ Lee Chee Seong in his entire life!!!!” Suddenly, Chee Seong appeared and jumped into Chun Yong’s lap while Chun Yong was still shitting. Chee Seong grasped a knife and killed Chun Yong. Chee Seong claimed that Chun Yong has lost his virginity by giving it to the toilet gate guard BryanC. Chee Seong was so angry as the scene was taken by AV director Uncle Lim and he got nothing in that film. Uncle Lim said, "@#$#@$@! I was not in the film too! How about I create a scene between youand me? Yeah!" All of a sudden, BryanC came and said, “I also wanna be in the movie, let’s have threesome.” Then AV director Lim Cheong Kheng asked everyone to calm down. Knowing that everyone there (except for himself) was going crazy, he suggested to film a massive orgy (group sex session) instead. AV director gathered ‘Bitchy’ Lee, ‘Dead Fish’ Chun Yong, ‘I’m pregnant PohlohPing’, ‘Lousy Director’ Chia, ‘Hamsaplou’ Hoong and ‘Udang’ Sia to start fucking each other while he recorded it. While he was recording, he couldn’t stand ther temptation & started to masturbate & all in a sudden he felt on ‘electric shock’ and the camera was covered with those sticky things ‘contributed’ by the ever ‘intelligent’ Uncle Lim. In order to continue the filming, Uncle Lim licked the camera to clean it and swallowed all his cum, he was so satisfied with his job & thinking that was the most nutritious and delicious food ever on earth.

Surprisingly, Uncle Lim heard his mum calling him to wake up as school bus was coming. It was only a dream, how disappointing Uncle Lim felt. But the found the only thing was real --- his pant was still wet... Besides, at the other side of his bed lay a naked man, and he was --- Smeagol Lee Chee Seong!!! To Cheong Kheng’s surprise, Chee Seong asked, “Wa sui bo sui? (‘saya cantik or not’ in hokkien)” Without hesitation, Cheong Kheng answered, “YES, OF COURSE, LU JIN SUI!!!” He then kissed Chee Seong on lips and dead.

That’s all the story of Cinderella (Gay Version). From that on, Cheong Kheng and Chee Seong lived happily ever after… in HELL!!!

- The End -

Story by:

"I'm pregnant~" PohLohPing

"AV Director" Uncle Lim Cheong Kheng

"Wa Sui bo Sui? " Smeagol Lee Chee Seong

"Udang" Sia Kian Khong

"Leng Chai all the way" Hoong

"Silent Naughty Boy" KFC

"Dumb Ass Director" Chia Eng Hoong