Tuesday, November 25, 2008

给山大古老斯爷爷的一封信

山大古老斯爷爷:

第一次叫你爷爷,就感到无比的亲切,因为你是比山还要大力的古老斯爷爷!

爷爷,在过去的这一年里,江边鸟好学不倦,力争上游,日行一善,努力当个乖孩子;就是因为我知道山大古老斯爷爷每到了年终就会奖赏像江边鸟酱的乖孩子。

虽然像我酱乖的小孩子不会对礼物有什么要求,但如果你有看到我这一篇的话,真的不用勉强,每一样给江边鸟一份就好了,不过分啦,对不对~ :p

1. Acoustic Guitar


由于黄秋生说没有听音乐的孩子是坏人,江边鸟酱乖,所以更需要学音乐。

其实想学吉他很久了,但一向来都很懒惰;总是给自己借口说没有吉他,所以不能学。

但是,如果山大古老斯爷爷今年送我吉他,我明年一定弹一首圣诞歌来还愿的!


2. Digital Camera


认识江边鸟的人都知道江边鸟真的不是很爱拍照而已。

但是 hor,如果有个 Digital Camera 也不错啦~

至少旅行的时候带着一个相机也可以到处拍一拍江边鸟最喜欢的前凸后翘腰高高腿长长的辣妹鸟语花香,不只让旅程更添写意,也为日后留下美好回忆。

不喜欢 DSLR,老鸟酱忙,没时间玩相机,所以山大古老斯爷爷,送我一个傻瓜相机就好了。

我那天用了老翁的 Canon IXUS,觉得很好用,我就不挑剔了,就那款把!~ 谢谢!


3. Personal Computer


三年了!

这三年以来,江边鸟都没有属于自己的一台电脑。

以至于这三年以来,全部垃圾都堆在公司的 laptop 里面,自己的 80GB external HDD 也被挤爆了,只怪自己有收藏经典电影的怪癖!所以新平台一定要有个超大的 HDD,500GB 好像不错啦~

另外,在这三年以来玩线上游戏的时候,也会给又赌又懒的小明 (aka 赌懒明) 在游戏中虐待,own 了又 own... 爷爷你说,情何以堪?所以新平台最好要有个不错的 VGA 卡: GeForce 9800 GTX 耗电量很高,不环保,所以我想 GeForce 9600 GT 就很不错了。

还有还有,每一次江边鸟看着小小的银幕,看到鸟喙碰键盘,鸟眼都快要凸出来了!所以最好呢,爷爷,好人做到底,送我一个 22 寸的 LCD monitor,最好还要 2ms response time,而且要有 HDMI Video/Audio input 的!



江边鸟酱乖,真的不过分对不对?

所以今晚开始,江边鸟会在床头挂上三个大大的袜子的!

山大古老斯爷爷,保管你绝对不会因为假装没看到而没有送的!

江边鸟明年上半年的幸福就靠你了!

谢谢~



很乖但很懒的,
江边鸟 上


p/s: 轻轻把礼物放下就好,不要吵醒江边鸟,因为江边鸟睡不够醒来会骂人的!



15 comments:

  1. MR BIRD,
    make sure your socks are big enuf for 山大古老斯爷爷 put in your present.
    If u never receive present from 山大古老斯爷爷 means u are XXXX this year :-p

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  2. Ho ho ho!

    Since you and I both know you have been outright BAD and naughty this year (and every year), let me make you a deal.

    You give me USD5k, under the table of course, and I will make sure you get your presents and safe face.

    You know you are NEVER going to get your presents otherwise, so think about it.

    If you need some "persuasion", I can always send Sam over to break you stick. =P

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  3. Lesson #11...

    "K" for "ki siao"

    Sentence making...
    "江边鸟,lu ki siao liao ar???"

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  4. 江鸟鸟,
    你不乖哦,
    说骗话...
    敢敢说自己不爱拍照...山大古老斯爷爷不疼你咯..

    证据确凿:
    http://ah-hoong.blogspot.com/2008/11/universal-studios.html

    http://ah-hoong.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post.html

    http://ah-hoong.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post_07.html

    etc..etc...

    根本就是自恋狂...哈哈哈...

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  5. Comment from miss tour guide
    山大古老斯爷爷 = lousy translation :-p
    Correct one is 珊特酷尔斯 this one sound more pro than yours :-p

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  6. lol~! let me know if this works...

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  7. Sailormoon,
    Don't worry, I'm 200% sure I'll get the presents from 山大古老斯爷爷 this year as I'm so obedient ma :)

    Santa,
    This must be a msg from Santa Evil! How can you break the dream of an innocent kid by saying that!

    Puto,
    "G" for "Geng"
    Sentence making...
    "This is called Geng, not ki siao"

    Senior,
    如果说那些都是被偷拍的,瞎掰得过去吗?呵呵。

    Sailormoon again,
    Ask Miss Tour Guide comment me herself lar ~

    Wying,
    200% sure it will :) you better start drafting your wish list now.

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  8. Lesson #11 (version 2.0)

    "K" for "kanasai"

    Sentence making...

    "Kanasai!"

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  9. Aiks.. Puto, don't kanasai me lar... I'll let you see my 'presents' when I got them, alright? :)

    An additional comment to Miss Tour Guide, 珊特酷尔斯 sounds feminine. May be 珊特酷尔斯 is a female Santa? haha

    And to Wying too, I'm pretty confident that it works on me, but you hor, *ahem ahem* may be can also lar~

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  10. Lesson #2...
    "B" for "bullshit"

    Sentence making...
    "Bullshit lar!"

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  11. MR BIRD,
    Admit la your translation is lousy, when PS first read your blog wondering how is tat old guy :-p

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  12. 鸟鸟:

    看到你那么诚恳,搞到拎伯死peh感动,但无奈经济不景气,啊他妈的生活负担却越来越重,差点连买内裤都没钱,三餐看来都需要靠刨冰来解决,所以今年你的愿望因该是"冬过水"。
    明年如果我中了jackpot再去探望你那三只袜子好吗?
    不要太灰心,因为希望在人间。
    祝:诞诞节快乐。

    三大老爷上

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  13. ur translation not bad ya !!!

    better buy socks tat r extra XL size for d presents (",)

    yeelim :P

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  14. I heard that you are trying to identify me, ho ho ho!

    So you bought your own computer and I got the credit for "giving" it to you?

    Or are you trying to impersonate me?

    You naughty bad liar! Little wonder I never had to give you any present!

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  15. 江边鸟,first time leave comment in yr blog.ngek ngek ngek:p
    wana meet up on christmas week? maybe 山大古老斯爷爷 assign me bring the presents to u...hehehe

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